Duration of parenthood = approximately 4 months (or 13 months, depending on if you count the pregnancy or not)
Baby colds contracted = 2 for A, 0 for E, 3 for N
Breastfeeding problems dealt with = 2 for A, N/A for E, 0 for N
Diapers changed =
approximately 5 million (divided evenly between A and E, 0 for N)
Ear infections = 1 for N (0 for A and E)
Toes discovered = 10 for N (0 for A and E - we already knew where they were)
Smiles bestowed = Enough to make us fall in love a billion times
And the latest and greatest...
Pinkeye problems = 1 for A, 0 for E and N
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Pinkeye? Really? I thought I had at least until first grade to wait for this. But nope. Apparently a kid in N's school has pinkeye, and through the magic of
breastmilk protection he's immune somehow. But he's like a carrier monkey. Brought it on home and poked it right in my little eye. Now I can't spy much of anything with it, short of puffy eyelids and
reddish sclera. Good thing I like this little guy. Also good that I've already experienced the chicken pox.